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09/28/2015

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Big Baby

Jimbo really is a bad ass!

Fzb3346

Jimbo !!! what's up buddy?..now we also know what U look like..nice that you guys got together to watch the "debacle"..

Fzb3346

I agree with you guys on a couple of issues, if the Janitor gets canned then who are we going to get to replace him now?...Coyle?..no thank you, Lazor?..he doesn't make my toes tingle either..no gents we are stuck.

NOW...let's fast track to the end of the year, Ross does the right thing and gets rid of him, then what?..does Ross hires the new coach?..and leaves Tannenbaum and Hickey in place?>.not the best scenario, If Ross wants to keep Tannenbaum and Hickey he needs to get out of the way and let them hire their guy...If not then Ross needs to clean house including Tannenbaum and Hickey and start new..

either way we are fuck since it means another 4 yrs of mediocrity..

Mr. Woodcock

"He's a great owner."

Kazaam.

Who knew that you also played the ocarina. ..........

LOL

(the real) david in los angeles

Either way, he's never been an accurate passer from the pocket, only on the move. If there's anything capping how far Miami can go this year it's the quarterback, not the coach.

Posted by: I am Kazaam | 09/28/2015 at 11:59 AM

sorry kaz.
you're right about us having the talent to compete now, but completely wrong on tannehill.
he was top 5 in completion % last year.
THAT'S ACCURATE.
what's telling is we knew going in buffalo would try to get him, yet THE COACHES did nothing different from the last 2 years, and specifically the last 2 weeks.

why did they not roll him out?
and why, as fast as he is, did they not use him to run like other games?
he had ONE rushing attempt for -1 yards, which was probably a pocket collapse rather than an option.

this is completely on the coaches and they should all be fired today.

to your other point, yes they've acquired talent through free agency, but not completely as vernon, tannehill, pouncey, miller, landry, jones, jenkins, james, shelby and others were drafted.

(the real) david in los angeles

woody, i don't give a shit about who is musical in your family.
YOU DON'T LIKE THE BEATLES.
that means you know less about music than you do about race relations

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Big Baby likes to say that as well but watch the guy throw.

He can't make the throws into coverage Tom Brady or even Joe Flacco can. He has no touch on his deep ball no matter how much time he has.

He was 5th in the league in completion percentage and 28th in the league in yards per attempt.

He's simply an inaccurate passer from the pocket, regardless of the percentage of dumpoffs he completes.

Tune in to Aaron Rodgers tonight and then tell me you can't tell the difference.

Fzb3346

Yeah Woody, U don't like the Beatles, WTF dude?..get with the program.

Beatles Rule !

Tanny has been inaccurate for sure but I'm here to tell you he would be a lot better if he had an offensive line in front of him, you can win with the guy but he needs help.

OC Dolphin

There are some very good reasons to like Tannehill as a quarterback, but throwing the deep ball is not one of them.

Per "Pro Football Focus," Here’s a look at how quarterbacks fared in the deep passing game in 2014.

https://www.profootballfocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/QB-2130-pct1.png

(the real) david in los angeles

OC and kaz, no one can argue with the statistics, but i still maintain that a balanced attack and more time to complete those long passes will result in better accuracy on those deep passes.

when it's 3rd and 5 and you're constantly lining up in a 4 or 5 wide with no back in the backfield, how is ANY QB going to be accurate.

thanks for referncing aaron rodgers, kaz. in between watching those long passes, make sure you watch how many times HE hands the ball off, and how opposing defenses are always guessing..

Jimbo

Walk softly but carry a big stick!

"Whack"

Philbin, you're fired.

Jimbo

Good having OC over. Long over due. The beer was better than the game we watched. Anyway, life is still good.

Mr. Woodcock

Dap, i dont think you could have been a coffee boy on the Lawrence Welk Show, and that's a band that used ocarina players.

"COFFEE BOY! Will someone wake up Dave."

11-5 division champs.

And a one, and a two.....

LMFAO!

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Give him all the time in the world and Tannehill still won't be able to hit a receiver in stride 50 yards down the field.

But I'm not talking about the deep ball, I'm talking about third and long and needing to convert a 10-20 yard pass into tight coverage.

Tannehill's just never had the accuracy for those throws.

Jimbo

If or really when the Fins clean house after the season, not sure Tannebaum & Hickey are gone. Coaches got to go, all of the top 3. So many missed opportunities by this organization, it's mind boggling.

I saw that Buffalo blowout coming as soon as Miami stopped playing the Jags.

IMAWriter

David...unless I'm in error, When Joe was with the Packers, Lacy was still in college, so NO, the Packers didn't have a balanced attack. Check the numbers in 2010. Actually, I did.
The Packers threw it 541, average 5.7 yards...nearly what Tanny averages. Similarity in concept?
They ran it 421 times, averaging 3.8 yards.
THAT is what Philbin remembers. Crappy run stats, thus he tells Lazor to throw it often. It MAY not be all Lazor's doing, though we'll probably never know unless Lazor is made HC.

IMAWriter

Facts don't lie. Philbin's problem is that in NO way is Tanny anything close to Aaron Rodgers. Who would you want closing a game: Rodgers, or Tanny? Yet Philbin confuses the 2, apparently.

Mr. Woodcock

Fz, one band that dapper could have played with was the fucking beatles. If that tone deaf fish ringo who cant even play wipeut on a tabletop can play in that band then ocarina dave may have a shot.

But then the producer of the brian wilson movie 86d dave the moment he saw his face.

Dap, didn't you say they offered you a part in the remake of the Elephant Man?

IMAWriter

Jimbo, I thought you picked the Dolphins to beat Buffalo. I'm too lazy to back check.

I can't recall anyone but myself actually going on record with a prediction by score.

IMAWriter

David, when your O-Line is actually worse than the preceding year, why would you think the coaches would trust them to run block? I've heard tell run blocking is easier to teach, but the players also have to have the will and fire to want to move people out of there. Apparently, not these guys. Pouncey has to answer for this, as the highest paid and a senior member. They used to call it leadership.

Mr. Woodcock

Dap why dont you tell us again how we need to run the ball more.

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Sitting through Baltimore and Miami's losses back-to-back, there were two stark differences that stood out to me.

One was that time after time after time Flacco would step up on third or fourth and long and zip in passes through tight coverage that Tannehill simply can't make.

Maybe you can win with a guy like Tannehill or Tyrod Taylor when you jump to a lead, run the ball, and run play action but those guys are not the kind of quarterback you want bringing you back from behind.

The other was the coaching - Harbaugh saw the urgency down 14-0 and faked a punt down in his own end of the field. They came out blitzing and passing after halftime, and he did some little things that can sometimes make the difference.

There was a penalty on the last play of the third and CBS immediately went to break - when they came back, Harbaugh made them switch fields and cameras back, go back to the third quarter, and give Baltimore the untimed down they were entitled to.

Anyway, this coach/quarterback combination is a bad fit. The quarterback is signed to a $100M deal, so they need to bring in someone who will play to his strengths.

IMAWriter

Woody, be thankful that Hollywood, in all it's PC glory didn't cast Hal as black. I wouldn't put it past them.

C'mon, lay off David's professional life. It's all he has, and will have once those under 30 come to their senses and see what is coming. Hopefully, it won't take a dozen beheadings performed by the latest group Obama wants to allow into the country to shake things up with the millennials.

Mr. Woodcock

How about if we bring in the texas wishbone against the jets this week, Dave.

IMAWriter

Last thought on Rodgers, running attack and all, would you take Green Bay with Tanny and Joe, or Miami with Rodgers and Mike McCarthy.

Fzb3346

OUR TWO GUARDS ARE RATED THE 72 AND 74TH in the whole NFL...and Incognito is numero 2.

and clueless Joe said on Sat he had no regrets about cutting the guy..what a pussy.

Mr. Woodcock

"Dat gummit, if it's broke we gonna fix it!"

B. Bowden

FSU

Mr. Woodcock

You know that Dave is one of my faves. He loves the dapper dave moniker that i gave him so much he put it on the front of his bass drum.

And a one, and a two......

"COFFEE BOY!!"

Fzb3346

Kaz, You are comparing a real coach in Harbaugh to a Janitor, its not a fair comparison.

our Janitor is in rare company, we should be comparing him to :

RICH KOTITE, CAM CAMERON, WADE PHILLIPS ETC..

Mr. Woodcock

WAsnt dave one of the first guys on the dump Richie bandwagon along with tommy, bb, and that loser cote?

I think fz roid jimbo and the astronomer guy from sd were the only ones with me that wanted to keep richie and dump fairy martin and whack philbin

Big Baby

I said dump Richie because it was just bad press to keep him. It was just a volatile situation once the content of the texts was released. Looking back they probably should have said we're keeping him but the Dolphins aren't 1-2 right now because of Richie Incognito.

Jimbo

Ritchie's a football player, not a choir boy. It takes major balls to line up like NFL linemen do. Martin was weak and not suited for this level.

Coaches available.

Reach out to Dungy? He knows how to reach his players and came up on the D side.

Cowher? Ditka???

One former Dolphin player who has been around this team, players, organization, etc, is one Dan Marino. hmmmm interesting but very unlikely. We all know Dan isn't afraid to get in someone's face & call them out.

Big Baby

Tom was strongly in support of Richie. Where are you Tom?

Jimbo

IMA,

I did pick Buffalo over Miami & for some reason that I can't put my finger on, I like Miami over the Jets next week.

Mr. Woodcock

Correct its because they've been outscored something like 150 to 14 in the last two games.

Account Deleted

I say hire Rob Ryan.

Big Baby

Not until he gets a haircut.

Mr. Woodcock

11-5

And the beauty of daps predic is that he said he really thought they would go "12-4."

LMFAOROTF

Tell us again how pear bottom hil is going to ein and be a great pres. I just love your predictions dap.

Fzb3346

Ross should give up the responsibility of hiring a HC and let Tannenbaum and Hickey do it and if I'm them I would hire this guy immediately to be our DC and tell him he would be in consideration as the HC as soon as in a couple of weeks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Schwartz

Fzb3346

Ban Ross.

Fzb3346

maybe we should start a drive to fly a banner over the stadium to fire Philbin.

Mr. Woodcock

"The spygate stuff really worked against the dumb teams like the Dolphins....."

Oh boy.

Mr. Woodcock

That should be the epitaph on ross and philbin's tombstone.

Jimbo

Can someone please give a good reason why Ross gave Philbin an extension after last season? Folded & no playoffs. Does he award substandard work in his real estate world? Doubt that.

Account Deleted

Schwartz - DC yes, interim yes, HC no.

Big Baby

FZnext home game is OCT 25th if they don't turn it around you won't need to.

Jimbo

Schwartz would be a good hire. DC not sure about HC.

Big Baby

FZ next home game is Oct 25th if they don't start winning by then the banner campaign won't be necessary.

Fzb3346

we should put Dawn Aponte in charge of everything, that bitch is in charge anyways.

on Schwartz..I just said he would be in consideration for the HC, he didn't do that good while at Detroit.

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Jimbo - Ross gave Philbin that extension so that he wasn't such an obvious lame duck in the media, same reason he extended Sparano.

He was willing to pay millions just to help minimize that distraction, and it won't influence his decision on whether or not to fire Philbin.

If he really wants to fix this thing, he should clean house, offer Eric DeCosta a Parcells czar role and contract, and let him hire a coach.

Mr. Woodcock

Donna shalala and she can bring in golden and shannon.

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Donna Shalala has moved on.

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/blog/authors/donna-e-shalala

You need to do the same.

Mr. Woodcock

She'll always live forever in your heart and soul.

Account Deleted

Because I'm the one still bringing up an irrelevant UM president who retired months ago...

IMAWriter

Yeah, Kaz, Donna WAS irrelevant when it came to improving UM"s football fortunes.

"I think fz roid jimbo and the astronomer guy from sd were the only ones with me that wanted to keep richie and dump fairy martin and whack philbin"

Posted by: Mr. Woodcock | 09/28/2015 at 02:13 PM -
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Au Contraire, and I was WAY more virulent about saying it (Keep Rich, Martin is a wuss) on the Herald Forums. But then again, you boys mostly ignored my ravings. I also posted a LOT of anti-Cote liberal claptrap on HIS blog, in front of you guys.

I DID say that Pouncey had no business being involved in it. Again, not a leader.
Jake Long, for all his injuries, was a leader.

Big Baby

Jets have a mini distraction with a twitter episode. Ours is probably bigger but small things at this point right? It's hilarious how many problems twitter has caused since it was invented people just help posting their stupid sh*t.

Big Baby

Instagram and Facebook too for that matter. We have to monitor our 12 year old son's Instagram account good times (not).

(the real) david in los angeles

Because I'm the one still bringing up an irrelevant UM president who retired months ago...

Posted by: I am Kazaam | 09/28/2015 at 03:56 PM

he can't help it kaz.
it's the Alzheimer's.

and no, i was pissed when they let richie go.

and yes, when you're back averaged 5.3 yards a carry for the game and only gets the ball 7 times, it's a problem.

run blocking wasn't a problem yesterday.
once again it was coaching, and of course defense.

woody, you don't like the beatles.
that makes you an idiot.

and thinking the republicans have a chance next year makes you a dumb ass..

roid rage

Definitely wanted to keep Richie...

IMAWriter


Posted by: (the real) david in los angeles | 09/28/2015 at 04:31 PM
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At least having Alzheimers means I actually had information I forgot. In your case, there is nothing worth remembering.

David, when you are 27 points down in the first quarter, why the hell would you be running the clock running the ball. Even a 1 sided brain like your surely understands that?

IMAWriter

nd there you go, bringing up political references again. I'm starting to think you and KAZ are one and the same. Liberals double voting. You sure you're not "the realdavid from Chicago?"

Mr. Woodcock

I'll take a another cortadito colada, COFEE BOY!

Chop chop.

Mr. Woodcock

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/wiedmann/100_reasons_the_beatles_suck_/

Account Deleted

You partisans are too funny.

If I'm not brainwashed by your team I MUST be brainwashed by the other.

dave thinks I'm a "closet Republican" and IMAWriter thinks I'm dave.

Mr. Woodcock

Oc did kazaam make a prediction or did he point his nose up to the sky and tell Coffee Boy to "Bring me some gray poupon, boy."

(the real) david in los angeles

nd there you go, bringing up political references again. I'm starting to think you and KAZ are one and the same. Liberals double voting. You sure you're not "the realdavid from Chicago?"

Posted by: IMAWriter | 09/28/2015 at 05:00 PM

ima?
just a cursory read of the thread would have shown you i was talking about woody, not you.

kaz, i call you a closet republican when you start legitimizing some of them, like when you said fiorina won the debate, despite the fact that she lied about everything from a planned parenthood video showing things it never did, to her tax solutions.

as for ima, anyone to the left of atilla the hun is a communist, so there you go.

Mr. Woodcock

Well there goes the fantassy season. Bye bye big ben hello tannehill. Sucks for woodcock. Three games in im in the same boat as the dolphins. Well maybe not at least my team can run the ball.

"Where's Coffee Boy?"

IMAWriter

Don't know much about Fantasy, but can't one trade due to injury?

Account Deleted

She very obviously won the debate, every single political analyst and news outlet in the country agreed on that and the polls reflected it...

OC Dolphin

Woods,

Kaz clocked in with a 9-5-2.

12-4 Big Baby
11-5 (the real) david in los angeles
10-6 Jimbo, IMAWriter, OC Dolphin
9-7 Mr. Woodcock, roid rage, Mccaber2 (naples jack pats fan)
9-5-2 I am Kazaam
8-8 Fzb3346 (FZB)

OC Dolphin

Fear not for no one will win it this year. FZ would be closest, but there isn't a 2-14 on the register.

(the real) david in los angeles

David, when you are 27 points down in the first quarter, why the hell would you be running the clock running the ball. Even a 1 sided brain like your surely understands that?

Posted by: IMAWriter | 09/28/2015 at 04:59 PM

speaking of Alzheimer's AND a one sided brain, the last time i checked the score was 14-0 after the 1st quarter.

14-0.

let's see.
if you run the ball, you can give your defense time to adjust, you'll keep them off the field, and you can start balancing your offense and begin to even the flow of the game.

yeah, ima. why the fuck would anyone want to do that.

once again, for the elderly and infirmed of the blog, be it physical or mental or both, (like woodpecker),

you don't run back to back 4 wide no runner in the back field plays after your runner gets 5 yards.

when you have 1st and goal from the 2 you don't call
4 straight pass plays, unless you are trying to impress baby.

this was all coaching.
not tannehill, not the receivers, but coaching.

for those who like to talk about tannehill's weaknesses, explain how a good coach would THEN decide to make him the leader of a one dimensional offense..
it's the fucking coaches, period.

(the real) david in los angeles

spare me kaz.
maybe she "won" with style, but she lied about sunstance, as did most of them.

http://www.factcheck.org/2015/09/factchecking-the-cnn-republican-debate/

Account Deleted

"Maybe" she won?

Barely even qualified for the debate, made more gains than anyone...of course she won.

Mr. Woodcock

https://www.google.com/search?q=ocarina&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS585US585&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAkQ_AUoA2oVChMIj7Oip4CayAIVTziICh1KCgmo&biw=1600&bih=775

Mr. Woodcock

Dapper Dave, you should be thrilled that they offered you the stand in part in the Elephant Man movie as Hillary's understudy.

She may just get the Oscar for that performance. You know she's not wearing any makeup, right?

Fzb3346

Good game tonight....GB / KC...

Dan Campbell

There's 13 games left to play. Some of which we have a moderately reasonable chance to win. We're not getting 53 new players, though we need at least 25. And unfortunately, we're not getting 24 new coaches in here. We're either going to find the solutions to these problems or not. We're either going to stick together or not. This is not the time for our fans to panic and jump off the bandwagon. Have some faith.

IMAWriter

27-0 first half...I meant.
The Dolphins attempted to duplicate what brady accomplished against the Bills. Brady is Brady, and does it with less talented receivers, but a better game plan, better routes, better adjustments, better coaching. Tanny is not nearly as accurate, but who is?

IMAWriter

David, as you claim not to watch politics, you are obviously speaking out your ass as regards the debate. Parroting the talking points of whom though? Even liberal commentators observed Fiorina's obvious knowledge of us Forces deployment all over the world, their strengths...and weaknesses, and what she'd do to restore the military to guarantee America's safety.

Personally, I thought Marco Rubio was the most presidential, and equally at home with substance.

Fzb3346

Hey there Joey?....Say did you put your house for sale yet?..,,just wondering.

IMAWriter

KARMA once again. there are 32 teams in the NFL, only 13 whom the Dolphins play.
Caleb Sturgis signs with the EAGLES as their new kicker.

I'm taking bets that Sturgis kicks 3 against the Dolphins, one over 50 yards.

IMAWriter

OC, your blog opening was, as usual pretty much on point.
"10. The call then comes, however painful it may be, to start the cycle all over again. Once again Dolfans get to watch multiple years: revamping, rebuilding, re-orgainzing. All that is associated when one sets out to assemble a new administration."
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Not ALL Dolphins fans, though. If I believe the new regime (and other Ross moves) are as bad as these last 3 regimes, I may sit it out a few years. I'll just let all you youngsters continue being angst ridden, and go watch me some Martial Arts tournaments. MA amateur bouts,competition where 99% of the time honor is displayed to one's opponent, and the referee, as opposed to the trash talking miscreants in the Major sports and college. It's a disgrace.

Mr. Woodcock

Dap, you should be ecstatic. With Trumps new proposed tax plan anyone making under $15,000 will pay zero federal income taxes. That should be a windfall for you.

(the real) david in los angeles

silly woodcock.. i did hear about the elephant man reboot.
i heard you were playing his penis.

either you or trump.
both racist.
both can only have sex if they pay women.
and you both have about the same chance of becoming president.

ima, "restore the military", huh?

rubio "presidential"?
the cubalito from kendall?

boy are you going to be angry next year, IMA..

(the real) david in los angeles

as for the regime, they've drafted well, (2 year sample size is small), and the free agent signings have been good.

it's the fucking coaching that sucks.

(the real) david in los angeles

you sure love saying the word boy, woody. hmmmmmm..

(the real) david in los angeles

"trump victory party"..
hahahahahaha..

Mr. Woodcock

Dap, just to show you I'm not a bad guy I promise you that when Trump kicks ass I'll make sure that your band gets a few monkey suit gigs in several of the big inauguration parties that will be going on in Beverly Hills.

No Beatles, though. Only world class American music. You do know how to play the Battle Hymn of the Republic and Dixie, right?

Big Baby

If Miami can win in Wembley than they should beat Tenn and Houston. Hopefully the opener was just a when everything goes wrong game. Bad loss at Wembley and all bets are off.

Jimbo

david,

soooo your saying Obama, Bill & Hillary Clinton are honest & trustworthy? The Democrats have cornered the market in upfront & transparent politics?

(the real) david in los angeles

woody?

since corporate and wall street friendly obama increased your portfolio these past 7 years, why don't you put your money where your mouth is and bet me that trump will win, you silly spick.


jimbo, all politicians distort the truth and lie.
that's not news.

and i am not a democrat, so again i don't care.

what's telling is that in that "debate" nothing of substance was discussed; not the problems facing our country or what will solve them.
just immigrant bashing, lying about corporate taxes and carly lying about her success at HP and planned parenthood videos that don't exist.

Big Baby

what's telling is that in that "debate" nothing of substance was discussed; not the problems facing our country or what will solve them.
just immigrant bashing, lying about corporate taxes and carly lying about her success at HP and planned parenthood videos that don't exist.

Totally untrue david. You didn't watch the debate so stop commenting.

Mr. Woodcock

Of course you don't care, Dave, that's why you're a brain dead, touchy feely tree huger.

When you hit rock bottom and live 300 days a year in a 1985 Dodge Van traveling around playing in one podunk place after another with 4 or other guys each one smelling worse than the other you tend to lose perspective and give up on life.

You do have a tuxedo, right Dap? You'll need it pressed and clean for the big victory celebration concert.

Mr. Woodcock

Unfortunately BB, the problems with our country will never be solved as long as Dave and his friends all have one vote just like I do.

(the real) david in los angeles

i listened to the debate, baby.

i don't remember you sitting next to me panting and wagging your tail, so please refrain from posting bullshit that you know is bullshit.

as for the debate:

nothing on income inequality.
nothing on lifting wages.
nothing on making education more affordable.
nothing on poverty.

just some obama bashing, jesus sucking and other lovely obfuscations.

and please, baby.
with your record of predictions, explain how the republicans will win!

Big Baby

what's telling is that in that "debate" nothing of substance was discussed; not the problems facing our country or what will solve them.
just immigrant bashing, lying about corporate taxes and carly lying about her success at HP and planned parenthood videos that don't exist.

If you actually listened to the debate you would know that comment was pure bs. You didn't watch or listen to the debate.

Mccaber2

Big Baby- As an outside observer, the jets game for all intent and purpose is the season for the dolphins. I hope they win so the jets have 2 loses. If they lose, all bets are off. You have to wonder if the big contract suh signed has affected the team. They let clay walk, and pass on mathis in what looks like cheap contracts they signed with other teams.

Big Baby

It is the season. Fucking sucks being a fan of this team.

Mr. Woodcock

"11-5, although I really think they will go 12-4 and win the division."

At least a broken clock is right twice a day, Dapper. What's your excuse?

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