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11/23/2016

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Mr. Woodcock

Yea, yea, Happy Thanksgiving to all. Now back to the important stuff.

You son of a bitch, Dave. I have satellite images taken from CIA spy satellites that show you leaving the Coliseum at half time.

Pay up you cheap bastard.

Big Baby

Game won't be close OC. Colin Kaepernick is no longer a viable NFL QB. He sucks. 7-4 and on to Baltimore. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Big Baby

I think it's Alabama, Ohio State, Michigan, and Clemson right now.

Fzb3346

wishing everyone a safe and healthy Thanksgiving..I'll check in from Gainesville from time to time..

go Canes and Dolphins !!!

I'm a bit worried about this game mainly because of the state of our O Line, no bueno, yes I know we should win BUT we are talking about the Dolphins here U KNow???

Fzb3346

one more thing that has been bugging the shit out of me lately..

WTF is this mannequin challenge crap anyways???? , get a fucking life people.

Mr. Woodcock

Have a happy thanksgiving to all you guys. Especially you, Dave. I may give you a lot of shit but it's all in good fun. I hope that you have a wonderful Thanksgiving with all your family.

You too, Trust Fund, where ever you are.

(the real) david in los angeles

i agree, FZB.
this game might now be the shoe in everyone here thinks.
the 49ers are pros, all teams have the ability to beat any team and i hope gase has them focused, not getting ahead of themselves, etc.
it's all about the line.

happy thanksgiving to everyone here, even the pussies that had to leave the game early, thereby missing one of the greatest comebacks in years, all because they were cold.

wassup woody!

Mr. Woodcock

Yo no se, men. That's something that OC would be into. Mannequin?

OC Dolphin

Woodcock would be incapable of being part of a mannequin challenge, as he can't sit still or keep his mouth shut for longer than one second.

Mr. Woodcock

I'm waiting for the Trumpster to be sworn in, you sad sack. As soon as he's in he's promised me that he will declassify the spy satellite pictures of you leaving at half time. When that happens I'll be standing by the front door at Canter's passing them out to all the patrons shaming you into honoring your bets you cheap bastard.

By the way, I heard from IMA today. He's doing well and wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving.

Mr. Woodcock

""Hahaha. I was watching, and at the same time posting at Phinzone, where I occasionally post up. There are several OLD TIMERS (relatively) I’ve known since the days Jason Cole was at the Herald. Anyhow, with about 6.5 minutes left, I’m posting about the shit job the game officials did, and my wife asks if she can switch back to Fox News. I say sure. Some missed the comeback as well. Swell fans we are…but that lying POS Dave…hope you have incontrovertible proof he left, otherwise he’ll pull a Hillary Clinton on you.
O HAPPY DAY, that political harlot got what she deserved. I can only imagine the chaos on OC’s blog that ensued. Wish IO could have been there."

IMA

Mr. Woodcock

They can mannequin my wanger, OC. It can stand still ramrod straight for 4 hours straight and I don't have to call my doctor.

Mr. Woodcock

Things looking up in Phinland.

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/barry-jackson/article116679573.html

Jimbo

Happy Thanksgiving to my blog buddies, your families. May you have peace in your life.

Jimbo

Lindsey Vonn goes public with her ‘amazing’ new boyfriend in Instagram post -

Hey, you were relevant once. Girl could ski. The only news she drums up now is who is tapping that pussy.

Jimbo

The best way to stuff a TURKEY

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=curly+stuffs+a+turkey&view=detail&mid=C95B03062D7BF7558597C95B03062D7BF7558597&FORM=VIRE

Jimbo

Golf tips from Moe, Larry, Curly

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=curly+stuffs+a+turkey&&view=detail&mid=E80D52CA5DA8365452CFE80D52CA5DA8365452CF&rvsmid=C95B03062D7BF7558597C95B03062D7BF7558597&fsscr=0&FORM=VDFSRV

Jimbo

16 minute video of Fins OC Clyde Christensen discussing the team. He describes a team that has slowly evolved from a joke to a contender. Worth the 16 minutes.

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article116669268.html

Jimbo

You know she's fat when U 69 with her and can't hear the radio.

Jimbo

....and.... you need a snorkel to breathe.

Jimbo

George H Bush. Class act.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/george-hw-bush-shares-heartwarming-update-on-young-friend-battling-leukemia/ar-AAkB6IC?ocid=spartanntp

the shadow knows

Big Baby,

in no way will michigan get into the playoff. they can't throw a pass to save themselves. the ole shadow believes the wolverines will get demolished by ohio state, for whom i have no love but can recognize their talent and coaching. is car dealer still on the team? if he were the QB in ann arbor they might have a chance. permission granted for all the citizens to rag me endlessly if the buckeyes lose, but i just don't see it happening. a very happy thanksgiving to all!!!

the shadow knows

Jimbo,

very few funnier than the three stooges. even after curly left, older brother sheep filled in quite well. took a little while to get over the loss ofd the unequaled talent of curly, but sheep was a very funny fellow in his own right.

Jimbo

Shadow, I agree. Stooges are still popular. Ageless humor. Shemp did bring a different style to the table.

the shadow knows

BEST COACH IN TOWN IS...

jim larranaga who doesn't get mcdonalds all americans but still manages to compete with new faces every season. ain't easy to stay competitive in the ACC going again st UNC, duke, and the rest- but he still manages to field teams that are difficult to defeat.

the shadow knows

I(F YOU ARE HAVING LINDSAY VONN OVER FOR THE HOLIDAY...

she prefers dark meat!

(the real) david in los angeles

you really are just like trump woody, but without the money and the brains.

YOU left early, yet you're trying to project this into ME leaving early.

i stayed, sweetie, and caught the best come back in years while your pussy ass left.

tell ima hello and to blow me.. lol

OC Dolphin

Woodcock, did you enjoy your tofu turkey?

Mr. Woodcock

I got your tofu right here.

Mr. Woodcock

I went to the Kettle and had fried chicken. Only turkeys eat turkey.

the shadow knows

Mr. Woodcock,

used to love eating at the kettle-manhattan beach, no?

Mr. Woodcock

Yup still there. I had the fried chicken dinner there last night. When was the last time you were here?

Fzb3346

Fucking Fidel Castro just died , bout time that son of bitch did too, so many of our people died because of him, families destroyed , I hope that rat bastard rots in hell , I know it's not very Christian like but that's how I feel ...

(the real) david in los angeles

fidel is dead.. i guess the embargo DID work, huh? lol

unfortunately his brother has been in power long enough to have all of his people in place; i don't see much change happening at this point, unless raul somehow decides to go all in and become a transcendent leader.
crazy times, though. i'll be there monday; let's meet up FZB

OC Dolphin

Boy, it doesn't get much better than this. First Trump ushers in real hope for an American revival, then, just as one is still basking in glory, the subject of ruination of a country, so personal to so many of us FINALLY gets to meet his maker....correction...atheists don't believe, so better yet...his 200+ pounds of crap just gets eaten by worms.

Rot in hell, Fidel!

OC Dolphin

Come Sunday, the Dolphins will play host to the 49rs and Colin Kaepernick, who just hours before Fidel's announced death was wearing a Fidel T-shirt and singing his praise.

Given the additional dissing of our National Anthem, I can't imagine a bigger point of focused hatred come Sunday.

the shadow knows

MICHIGAN HOSED ON CALL...

although i didn't think michigan had a chance, they found a passing game and should have won the game. it appeared they were a foot and a half short on the play before the game winner. credit jim harbaugh- he had his team ready to win and they should have. the apology from the pig ten will be forthcoming, but that won't leave the wolverines satisfied. it now looks like it could be alabama, ohio state, c;meson and maybe even the wolverines. the goal of USC is to win the conference title and go to the rose bowl, which is still a possibility and better than going to any of the other bowl games if washington wins and gets picked for the playoff (doubtful)).

Fzb3346

Canes won big against Duke as expected , 8-4 under Mark Ricth first year , not bad considering the lack of big time talent on the Team , the future looks bright Cane fans.

Still in bit of a daze after the Castro news, never thought this day would come, it feels , it feels like victory... fuck U Fidel , may you rot in hell mother fucker

Fzb3346

Dolphins need to show up hungry and ready today, no reason in giving SF any hope of thinking they can win this game , the state of the O Line worries me great deal ... still we should win.

Dolphins 27 SF 16 ...

the shadow knows

Fzb,

well, castro didn't get a chance to live to trump's presidency. we'll see how the republicans treat cuba. things seem to have started up with cuba under obama, and methinks a return to the regressive policy of isolation won't do the island any good. partying hearty on calle echo, lots of banging on pots and pans, which i imagine was the only form of protest allowed back in the day. any way, you cubans got your wish- but how in the world are they gonna hold a funeral service for the bearded one a day after his ashes are spread over the caribbean?

the shadow knows

HEAT GETS OVER 100 AND LOSES!!!!

odd, because with the defense of the heat being decent, one of the rare times they will score 100 and they lose. bottom of the division, playing under .333- as stated previously, they need to trade for a scorer and this year they will have a lottery pick to trade, barring a complete reversal of form.

the shadow knows

NEXT WEEK...

the dolphins will play the ravens, who after today will be over .500. have the dolphins beaten anybody this season that is over .500? can't recall one. requires investigation.

Big Baby

Same schedule as everyone else in the division shadow.

the shadow knows

YES...

they defeated the steelers who lost their QB during the game, and are over .500 barely (6-5). i guess one might say they are playing well enough to win, but methinks their wins have been come-from-behind jobs against marginal teams. as stated, a HUGE game next week against the ravens, which could well be for the last wild card spot, assuming that one of the AFC west teams will get spot #5 in the postseason.

Big Baby

Bills were above .500 when they beat them.

Big Baby

Dolphins two games against opponents not in the AFC East rotation were SD and Tenn. They went 1-1. Those teams are determined by order of finish from last season.

Big Baby

Tannehill taking over the game. Hope Parker is better for next week.

Big Baby

Kiko Alonso is a star.

Big Baby

More magic in Miami. I will totally overlook that overall defensive effort and call it a great team win.
Dolphins are finding a new way to win every week.

Mr. Woodcock

Eat shit kaperdick!

Fzb3346

7-4 bitches !!!!!!!! Whew ! That was close but I'll take it , it's hard to win in the NFL specially without their three best O Linemen , gutsy win , Tannehill was a stud .

Fuck U Kapershit !... asshole

Fzb3346

Kiko again had a heck of a game ..

Fzb3346

Boys...from now on its big boy football for the Dolphins , Ravens next week never an easy game but almost impossible without an offensive line...Tannehill is on a roll but he needs protection...

(the real) david in los angeles

some games you aren't going to be able to run the ball.

some teams are going to just do everything possible to stop it, while daring the QB to beat them.

that's what happened today, and tannehill passed that test with flying colors.

i think this was the best game i've ever seen him play, from his passing accuracy, his toughness, his mobility and his decision making.
all of it.
i can't remember one mistake, and even the sacks weren't the result of holding the ball too long, etc.
he looked like a great QB, in control and in command.

going forward, we need those players back on the line.
i think tunsil should be ready by next week.. hopefully albert as well.

OC Dolphin

I'm going to coin a new phase on reality. No longer Democrats, but Coastalcrats.

Fzb3346

Tannehill is finally showing some promise, I know I said it before but the guy needed to get better players around him to help him out but he is also playing with confidence ...its great to see.

On the Ravens game, its be difficult pulling out a victory on the road against a quality opponent with a healthy O Line, but without your 3 best ?.. I don't know ... but I love our new coach and I know he will have the team ready..he is the real deal.

Big Baby

Chip Kelly pre game: Ryan you know its a passing league right?

Ryan Tannehill post game: Yeah Chip I know.

Chip Kelly: Does david in la know?

the shadow knows

Big Baby,

another game almost won by a mediocre opponent. SF could have gone up 14-7 if their TE would not have dropped a ball at the miami 15. kaepernik looked pretty good; how does he fit that afro into the helmet. don't know who won last night, but one of them is 8-3. HUGE game next week vs. ravens; a win there would almost make the dolphins a playoff team. #17 looking better and better, albeit against a team that has lost 10 in a row. let's see what happens in baltimore.

OC Dolphin

I'm not falling for it. We've all been through this before. The instant we start thinking that the team is playoff bound is the moment they tear our hearts out.

Nope, not me. They are set to go 0-5 from here on out to miss the playoffs, and with a 7-9 season, instill the ole too familiar hope for next year.

Until otherwise shown differently, consider me from Missouri.

Fzb3346

I predicted we go 8-8 for the year, like OC I have seen this movie before but I must admit..my toes are tingling, I love Gase , the team is on board with his philosophy and I think we may actually win 9 or 10 games if our injuries hold up and we get a bit healthy specially on the O Line..what?

yeah I said it.

Fzb3346

and BB...sure is a passing league but real playoff teams run the football...that's right.

Fzb3346

hey , is Fidel still dead?..I mean the devil hasn't send the moe foe back or anything right?

OC Dolphin

Wow, shocking. It is being reported that the Ohio State perpetrator is of Somali descent.

Fzb3346

check this out...the most sacked QB in the NFL this year is????

Andrew Luck...yup.

his O Line coach ??? yeah Clueless Joe.

Big Baby

shadow I am more concerned about Buffalo than I am Baltimore. Flacco isn't rated near the bottom of the league in QB rating this year. They aren't the Ravens of old and Ray Lewis ain't walking through that door.

the shadow knows

Big Baby,

i believe the ravens still have enough to make it a tough go for the dolphins. a win there would basically give them the tiebreaker against the AFC central (no north for me) and south. one wildcard is going to the AFC west, and with potential foe for the other spot being buffalo, unless they get contained by rex ryan's defense, a win there, even if it''s cold, and the dolphins will get the last spot. we'll see. then heat gonna get run out by your beloved celtics? why not-they stink, besides the coach. a real lack of talent other than whiteside.

Big Baby

Sounds like you may be starting to believe in the Dolphins shadow you went from 2 AFC West wc's to now one. I was hoping that game last night didn't end in a tie. Kubiak tried the 62 yarder and failed giving KC the win. a tie for those teams would have placed them both a half percentage point ahead of Miami right now.

I don't think anyone is playing in that basketball game tonight for the Heat sounded like a few starters missing and no Al Horford for Boston. Should be a really boring game it ain't KG Pierce etc versus Lebron that's for sure.

Big Baby

shadow any thoughts on the Panthers coaching situation? Hockey is a funny sport when it comes to coaching it seems. Teams don't wait around to fire coaches even when they are hovering around .500 to start a season.

Big Baby

Isiah Thomas is usually must see tv though. Such a great player Phoenix made a big mistake letting him get away.

Big Baby

Not a great shooting night for Thomas but he still ends up with 25 because he gets to the FT line often. Boston is fairly balanced and should be near the top of the Conference when it's all said and done. They are still a player away from really making a run the Cavaliers are standing in the way for the forseeable future.

the shadow knows

Big Baby,

the panthers were hurt and still competitive. their coach was doing a good job w/o several key players. methinks blowing a 2-0 lead was his downfall- he did get fired after last night's match, didn't he?

the shadow knows

Big Baby,

the AFC west contenders hook up a lot during the final few games of the year. as of now, the 2nd and 3rd teams in the west are above the dolphins (i think). a tie would have been really bad for the locals. HUGE game vs. the ravens and we'll see if they have lost as much as you seem to think they have. a loss to baltimore would really, really hurt miami.

Big Baby

Miami is the sixth seed right now ahead of Denver they both have the same record must be tiebreaker favors Miami. At 6-5 the Ravens don't seem to be their former selves and Miami should win despite Pouncey and Albert likely out tunsil should return. You are right though huge game in terms of implications. A loss would hurt but not a deal breaker at this point would much rather see a win obviously. Coaching has made all the difference for that team that includes the coordinators they haven't lost since october 9th!

Big Baby

He got fired after the loss to Carolina they were 11-10- 1 I think.

OC Dolphin

Sad to learn that a chartered plane carrying one of Brazil's top soccer teams crashed this morning, killing no less than 75 of the 81 souls on board.

Fzb3346

sad news about that soccer team, may they rest in peace.

another good write up about Gase.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000748420/article/adam-gase-getting-most-out-of-ryan-tannehill-miami-dolphins

Fzb3346

Gents, this game coming up is a tough one, the Ravens offense is bad but they have one heck of a defense, like the Rams game but they have a much better QB, its not going to be easy..it could go either way.

hoping both Albert and Tunsil are back for this one.

Big Baby

Just Tunsil it looks like but hopefully that changes. It's almost the same team Dan Campbell beat last year right? Iam standing by my Ravens aren't the Ravens anymore stance till it's proven otherwise.

Big Baby

True about the defense though FZB.

Big Baby

Kazaam used to talk all kinds of trash about the Ravens he's a big fan. must suck for him to see Tannehill rated more highly than Flacco this season. Kazaam was the ultimate Tannehill basher never had one good thing to say about him kind of like Trump.

OC Dolphin

My guess is that being the big U fan he is, he became a Ravens fan following Ray Lewis in 1996.

OC Dolphin

Leave it to California and Jerry Brown. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/220448846-story

...so if cow farts = methane = global warming, then why did larger farts from dinosaurs = ice age?

OC Dolphin

Sorry about the technical issues, folks.

OC Dolphin

Another fine example on why it is important not to rely solely on agenda driven sources of information camps typically limit themselves to.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/11/30/global-temperatures-plunge-icy-silence-climate-alarmists/

Somewhere out there Kazaam continues to shake his head.

Fzb3346

Good news everybody !!! The bitch Pelosi was re elected as minority leader, that can't be bad right?

OC Dolphin

New post up.

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