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09/25/2016

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OC Dolphin

Tragic. Nothing to suggest other that they did not see the jetties in the dark. Just terrible.

Mccaber2

Who the hell is Spero Dedes?

Mccaber2

Carnac- I don't think the Bills win 5 games, and the Jets win 8 or 9 games.

Fzb3346

When tragedies like this happen it sure puts life in perspective , sports don't seem to be as important ...but life most go on.

Mr. Woodcock

Can we be any worse?

We're getting outplayed by the freaking Cleveland Browns JV team!

Mr. Woodcock

Tannehill sucks giant blue whale dick. He is the biggest coach killer in the NFL. Last week Belicheat knowing that there was no freaking way that Miami could beat his team perpetrated a second half hoax to fool Jew Boy McCoy to think that Tan and Shit is still the future of the Miami Dolphins.

Oh, the horror.

Fzb3346

Well , The Dolphins look pretty bad , losing to the Browns , damn

Mr. Woodcock

If they lose this game I'm packing it in.

I saw Bob Griese sitting on the sidelines. Hell, bring Bob in to finish this game.

Fzb3346

Is it possible that clueless Joe is still coaching this team?

Mr. Woodcock

There's more chances that Donald Trump beats his meat live on stage during tomorrow's debate that the Dolphins beat Cincinnati on Thursday.

the shadow knows

DOLPHINS COMPETETIVE!!!....

with the worst team in the NFL. and the wise guys made the dolphins a 10 point favorite, which they might cover with a NE type second half; otherwise, they and #17 stink!!!!!

the shadow knows

VIN SCULLY -horrible!!!

in his older age he told his boring stories while the "action" was taking place. his long time partner, jerry doggett, was more of a better play-by-play man-no 40 year old stories, no shakespearean quotes, just baseball. chickie baby, on the other hand, was a better announcer who missed 2 games in 50 years and invented words-airball, slam dunk, dribble drive-made it into the oxford dictionary. cvhickie over vinnie any day or night for the ole shadow.

Mr. Woodcock

We're getting beat by two guys named Cody making their NFL debut. The kicker was bagging groceries in Cleveland at the local A&P store when Cleveland's regular kicker slipped on a banana peel on Wednesday and tore two knee ligaments. Cody the quarterback couldn't beat the Oregon State Beavers or the Washington State Cougars when he was at SC and yet the Dolphins are making his Browns debut look like the next coming of Otto Graham.

Oh, the horror.

the shadow knows

Señor Woodcock,

so right you are!!!

Fzb3346

Oh yeah , the ghost of the janitor is still around

Fzb3346

They seem to be coming out of the coma!!!

Fins 24- 13

Mr. Woodcock

All of a sudden Tan and Shit is looking like the next coming of Dan Marino.

"How 'bout them Dolphins!!!!!

Heh, heh.

Nothing, but nothing, gets rid of a slump like banging a fat chick slump buster like the Cleveland Browns.

Hoorah!

Fzb3346

Well our D just gave up a 85 yrd drive, fucking unbelievable

Mr. Woodcock

Stupid play calling.

Mr. Woodcock

Miami is fucking horrible.

Mr. Woodcock

Horrible.

Mr. Woodcock

I don't see Miami winning more than 5 games this year.

Mr. Woodcock

Wow, they almost gave up a 94 yard TD run.

Heh heh.

Maybe three games.

We suck.

Mr. Woodcock

Now they give up a 40 yard pass.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

This is looking more and more like the Camaron Era all over agains.

If they hold Cleveland to a tying field goal it will be a miracle.

Fuck you Tan and Shit.

Fzb3346

Gents , we are going to lose this game..

Mr. Woodcock

And Cody Sparky ties it!

Heh heh.

If Tan and Shit doesn't go 3 and out right now it will be a miracle.

Right now Trust Fund's Pinky or Perky could play quarterback for Miami better than Tan and Shit.

"It's winning time!"

AAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Mr. Woodcock

And to think that I could have saved myself the misery of watching this game by going to the dentist and getting another root canal.

Mr. Woodcock

First two plays pure shit. Now we go on third and nine. Like I said. Pinky and Perky. Odds of converting this are a million to one.

Mr. Woodcock

Gee, what a shock.

Heh heh.

This guy is just horrible. Horrible.

Fuck you Tan and Shit.

Mr. Woodcock

And to add to the misery and embarrassment Duke Johnson will score the winning touchdown for the Brownies.

"Who goofed I've got to know."

AAAAAHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA. OC has the fish winning 8 games.

What's that? Two fouls on the defense and a fresh set of downs.

Oh, the horror.

Blow out your ass, Jew Boy McCoy!

Mr. Woodcock

And the Gase Phase continues it's downward spiral.

Right now the Brownies would be a two touchdown underdog on a neutral site against Alabama and their bitch slapping Jew Boy McCoy's team.

Mr. Woodcock

From now on Tan and Shit's Delt Tau Chi's name is Coach Killer.

Mr. Woodcock

Yea, we get another chance. If we don't run this punt back for 7 we're fucked.

Mr. Woodcock

Just run out the clock Gase and go to overtime.

Mr. Woodcock

Well, what's new.

This guy is unbelievable.

Mr. Woodcock

And the stage is set for Cody Sparky.

If Sparkey doesn't split the upright with the winning kick it will be a miracle.

Fuck you Tan and Shit.

Mr. Woodcock

"Wide left!"

Thank God we're playing the Browns.

This game should just end in a tie right now and fuck it.

OC Dolphin

He missed it

Mr. Woodcock

This has to be the worst game played in the NFL in the last 15 years.

Somewhere, somehow, Coach Camaron is smilling.....

OC Dolphin

Two INTs and a fumble. He sucks!

Mr. Woodcock

They should just come out call time out and have Tan and Shit squat down on the middle of the field and drop a fresh steamer right on top of Flipper the Dolphin at the 50 yard line.

The steamer would stink less than the Dolphins have today.

Fuck you Tan and Shit.

Mr. Woodcock

"I'm pleased to announce the signing of Coach Camaron as the next coach of the Miami Dolphins. I have extreme confidence in the decision that this franchise has made. It sets up well for the next ten years...."

Jew Boy McCoy

Mr. Woodcock

"We're going to put the game plan on the hands of Tannehill today. He's going to run the team as he seas fit."

Say, coach, have you guys given Tan and Shit an eye test lately?

"Who goofed I've got to know."

OC Dolphin

Hard Rock?! They should call it Soft Muzak Stadium.

Mr. Woodcock

AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA, and I took Kenny Stills from the waivers wire today.

I should have my head examined.

Mr. Woodcock

Yoo hoo, Dawn! Yoo hoo, Dawn Aponte! Can you please come down here and scratch my balls please!

Mr. Woodcock

Yea, New England has Bill Belicheat and Miami has Dawn Aponte.

"She's a lovely lady and my apologies to her."

Mr. Woodcock

"Woodcock, she's no longer on the team."

Oh, yes she is. Jew Boy McCoy ordered 50 ACME anatomically correct blow up dolls in Dawn's likeness and she's still proudly doing her job in the locker room.

"Suck Dawn, suck, blow is just a figure of speech!"

Mr. Woodcock

"Yoo hoo, Sparky! It's Jew Boy. You want a Dawn Aponte blow up doll?"

Mr. Woodcock

"And now Cleveland is in serious trouble."

"Serious trouble, Dawn?"

"Is there any other kind?"

Mr. Woodcock

Dolphins win! Theeeeeee Dolphins win.

Okay boys, we're all going to Dawn's house for blow jobs.

Off to the beach I can't take this kind of pressure at my age.

Boy that root canal sounds good.

OC Dolphin

Squeak a game through. Against the Browns. At home. Well? Better than a loss, I suppose.

Fzb3346

The Dolphins won the game but why do I feel like they lost?

Fuck U Ross!

Jimbo

That win was hard to watch.

Cleveland and Miami both deserve an NFL participation trophy.

Never, ever say the Miami Dolphins played down to the competition. Dolphins are lurking in the bottom 5.

Jimbo

Tannehill...

Keep or Not?

Jimbo

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Big Baby

Is Juwon James taking a step backwards? Our secondary is awful. Lucky as heck to win that game. Tannehill did just enough after another slow start. On to Cincinnati.

the shadow knows

citizens,

the browns are the worst team in football WITH all those guys that were out today. the bengals oughta be a fair test and buffalo with a short week might even beat NE. a NE win and a miami loss would be horrible-3 games back with brady ready to return. it is amazing what NE does with spare parts.

OC Dolphin

Anyone else think that Steelers' coach, Mike Tomlin bears a strong resemblance to will.i.am?

Big Baby

Miami can beat Cincinnati. Record against them has been good of late if I recall. If Trevor Siemien can put up close to 30 against them then Tannehill should be able to as well. Defense has to show up and hold to around 21 or less and they should win. DC Joseph should have an advantage going against them for game planning. So far Byron Maxwell looks like sh*t.

OC Dolphin

I tell you who does look good. I'm sitting here watching the Eagles/Steelers game and Eagle QB, Wentz looks great!

Also think their offensive plays are well conceived.

OC Dolphin

Phili has a really good team this year. They should end up right up there.

Fzb3346

The Dolphins are not a good team, they need to clean house, get rid of the losers on the team which unfortunately is most of them.

In the good news dept, the Jets are getting waxed in KC today.

Carson Wentz is the real deal

Fzb3346

Its hard to believe the Dolphins still have not fixed the O Line, Juwan James was plain awful today, he must have taken lessons from Dallas Thomas, how bad????, he got benched on the TD winning drive..freaking unreal.

and to think Ross said before the season he expected the Dolphins to make the playoffs, what a joke..

Fuck U Ross.

OC Dolphin

More sad news. Arnold Palmer just past at the age of 87.

OC Dolphin

Huge loss for golf. The King elevated the game to popular status.

(the real) david in los angeles

jose fernandez..

a tragic and horrible and senseless loss not only for the city of miami and the fans, but for baseball itself.
aside from him being the best pitcher in the game this year, he was only 24 and had so much more. just tragic.

dolphins.
one minute tannehill is throwing the worst ill conceived pass and the next he is audibling into a successful play.

one minute he looks flustered and the next he's hitting a receiver on the run.

he is maddening, but a win is a win.

i keep saying it's a process, and it's still the case.
at least we've scored some points the last couple weeks.
let's see what happens thursday night..

Jimbo

Beautiful to spend at the beach.

Jimbo

"beautiful day"..... sheeesuz.

Fzb3346

I think Jimbo still has a hangover from yesterdays Dolphins game..

soooooo the Dolphins benched Juwan James yesterday, does it carry over?..do we make changes to the O Line?..do we over react?..I do know we have to be able to run the football.

maybe move our RG (forgot the guys name) to RT and insert Billy Turner back to RG and pray Tannehill doesn't get killed.

Big Baby

Dolphins used a 4 rb rotation yesterday. Lamar Lashmar passing league.

Fzb3346

lost is all this dreadful Dolphins showing the defense was pretty awful too specially the run defense.

ps..our LB's can't cover shit either.

Fzb3346

to recap..the O Line can't open holes for the running game and can't protect Tannehill and our defense can't stop other teams running game in a " passing " league.

and Ross thinks we are making the playoffs, playoffs? hehe.

Big Baby

Run defense continues to be awful a continuation from last year. Jenkins can cover sometimes when he plays. I like Alonso some but want him to be a more impactful player. Misi was invisible yesterday.

Big Baby

If they win the next two games it's a new season. AFC is wide open did you see Pittsburgh yesterday? Soory medis folks that Steeler team in't going anywhere near the Superbowl. Phill isn't nearly that good.

Big Baby

Starting to think the next three games are winnable 34-3 to the Iggles and Carson Wentz Miami can beat Pittsburgh.

the shadow knows

CLEVELAND IS BAD!!!

missed 3/6 FG attempts which saved the game for the dolphins. at least they're using mister duke johnson quite a bit more.

Big Baby

Cleveland almost beat Baltimore last week. They aren't that bad.

Jimbo

Tannehill had quite a bit of time to throw for most of the game. Pass blocking was very good, run blocking improved a little but still not great. Benching RT James is temporary. He gave up a sack and Gase pulled him,,, similar to benching a RB after he fumbles. Backup #3 Center filled in nicely after Backup #2 got injured. Urbick-Steen. Dolphins finally seem to have competent starting & backup talent on the O line.

Big Baby

Kessler looked pretty good too made some nice throws. Then again Byron Maxwell is a mannequin masquerading as an nfl cb so who knows.

Jimbo

As long Alonzo is playing MLB, teams are going to beat Miami running up the gut. This "9 technique" the front 4 puts great pressure on passing downs. The D tackles line further away from the Center leaving a large gap. A BIG, STRONG MLB is critical stopping the inside run. Alonzo plays too deep and is built more like a strong safety than an NFL MLB. Alonzo plays close coverage OK but is too slow to cover the sidelines. He ain't no Zach Thomas.

BB, Misi was hurt - no surprise there. Always hurt. Hewitt took his place and was an improvement (IMHO).

CB Maxwell is a disaster. Rookie CB Howard dropped an easy pick inside his red zone.

The overall team play is sloppy.

Jimbo

BB, Cleveland is straight up sh!t & Miami was lucky to beat them. Almost beating a below average Baltimore doesn't mean anything.

Big Baby

Jimbo I though Hewitt played for Jenkins. Misi had a few tackles. If Howard catches that int it's a game changer possibly but hope he improves. Tough being a rookie nfl cb.

Big Baby

Jimbo Alonzo is pretty fast.

Jimbo

I grew up not too far from Latrobe Pa, home of Arnold Palmer and Rolling Rock beer. Good, down to earth kind of guy who quietly gave back quite a bit. The world needs more Arnold Palmers. RIP

Big Baby

Baltimore is 3-0 Jimbo. You are what your record says you are.

Jimbo

BB, if Alonzo is so gdam fast, why is he always out of position? 4-3 MLB is supposed to lead the team in tackles. Philly took Miami's lunch $ on the Maxwell-Alonzo trade.

Jimbo

Baltimore is a 3-0 team that could finish 6-10.

Big Baby

I am not ready to say they did. Ended up with Tunsil anyway at 15 so that is a wash. I think Alonzo can be better. Maxwell sucks so far no doubt. I could see him getting benched if he continues to suck.

Big Baby

Baltimore looks like the best team in the division right now. Your Stillers look washed up.

Big Baby

My Stillers too I have Roethlisberger as a fantasy starter.

Fzb3346

ok kids, check this out...per Armando Salgueiro,

Miami Dolphins have the 32nd ranked run defense in the NFL. NFL has 32 teams so ...

not surprising, this is an old defense that lacks play makers at LB...if we can't fix this O Line to control the tempo of the game its going to be a loooooonnnggg year.

Big Baby

I wouldn't just blame the lb's it's up to the big uglies to make plays too. Personally I like the 3-4 defense better the 4-3 hasn't worked for this team for years.

Big Baby

Maybe by saying old you meant upfront too.

Big Baby

Everyone should order an Arnold Palmer while out and about today. Great man and player loved his swing swung hard and got great results. Almost an unmatched legacy maybe a Top 5 all time player.

Fzb3346

yes both the D Line and LB units suck...yeah I think that's better.

Fzb3346

Vin Scully..a national treasure, just like our own Felo Ramirez.

the shadow knows

Big Baby,

just what are the contents of an "arnold palmer"?

Big Baby

watch this shadow it's a good explanation 9 mins funny 30 for 30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W2JrYD3Sk

Fzb3346

Decisions , decisions , what to watch tonight.

I can watch MNF or the cooking channel or HGTV or I love Lucy reruns ... Oh yeah some sort of debate going on too ..

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